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Parkpark Safety Tips

from Flood of Fire by The ParkPark Rangers

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welcome stranger
to the park
there are many things that set our land apart
so please listen
to these tricks
yes you'll be fine if you follow all these tips

stay on the path (don't leave the path)
put out your smokes (don't smoke here!)
and don't mess around with any mountain goats (they're wiley tricksters)
mind your business
leave no trace (that one's important)
and don't you let the faefolk see your face

no jumping on the plastic slide
don't swim inside your best friend's mind
and when outside make sure there is a place to hide yes all the time
don't take the gift that's offered
don't commune with any altars
do not hug washer barajas
and when near the dumpster mind the flies

keep your chin up
take it slow (nature does not hurry)
make sure know which way you need to go
bring your own water
check for ticks (nasty buggers)
yes you'll be fine! just memorize this list:

no wearing red at half past nine
don't talk to trees using your mind
and though you may jump up and down don't wave yr arms from side to side
no drinking from old faithful
no investigating fables
and kids always watch your parents do not let them stray out of your sight

the caves are all off limits and so is the mountain's crown
and u shouldn't dilly dally if the bison are around
never linger too long when you hear a rumbling sound
and make sure that you bury any food waste 3 feet down

put out your fires
before you go (we WILL find you)
and know only the things you need to know
it's so simple
if you act like this
yes you'll be fine if you mind this short list
yes you'll be fine if you follow all these tips
yes you'll be fine! (oh you'll be fine)
please enjoy your trip

disclaimer:
yellowstone national park and the ballpark and the ranger's association of yellowstone national parkpark consider this advance notice and thus are not responsible for anything that might happen to you during your stay
thank you very much

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from Flood of Fire, released April 2, 2021
by @furgat (maple and tony)

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