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The Off Seasons

by The ParkPark Rangers

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They all say we're better without you But I don't trust my lying eyes There's a hole on the horizon Where you left without goodbye (yodel) (vibes) Two sharp lines in all directions One old trail into the blue There's a hole on the horizon There's no future without you (yodel)
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Used to know a coyote Who came in through the wall Of stones I thought would stand forever And I didn't see them fall That ki-yote left and moved out west Then further west again And all the blood on all the teams Won't fill the wide ocean So tell me why I'd take a sip Of someone else's life When drinking never fixed a bit a What's gone wrong in mine (harmonesica) Used to know a ranger Stout of heart and strong of arm Kept the parkpark clean and Swore we'd never come to harm They brought us blessings, swallowed fire, And stood up to the law But fell to ash and left no trace But caches of White Claws So tell me why a drop of blood Would ease my troubled mind If drinking couldn't add an hour When I run out of time (harmonesica) Can't stand up tall when kissing boots Can't be an outlaw when you follow rules Can't stand to hear me when I'm speaking truth Why I don't drink's 'cause you want me to I rambled south to Breckinridge I hiked the rocky trail But there's no mile-high mountain dew That'll keep me on the rail Don't want no fifth of whiskey No I'm only craving third My roots all thirst for drama And I love to watch you squirm So tell me why some gurgie Would let me bring down the moon If you've ever seen me play, the stars Ain't tell me what to do Get on, now! (harmonesica)

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While the universe slumbers, awaiting Blaseball's triumphant return, The Parkpark Rangers turn their gaze to a remembrance of The Yellowstone Magic's past, and what got left behind in the [redacted].

All proceeds donated to Yellowstone National Park

content warning for alcohol mentions in "Why I Don't Drink"

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released April 1, 2022

Why I Don't Drink:
Monthenor

Hole in the Horizon:
Monthenor, featuring Jorse (@darceyrgraham) on mandolin

Album art by Mothenor

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A blaseball band from the Yellowstone National ParkPark. Please fill out the appropriate forms in triplicate via @ParkParkRangers on Twitter if you would like to join us.

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