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Concerning Sutton Picklestein

from Flood of Fire by The ParkPark Rangers

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~Chorus~
Here's to ol' Sutton Picklestein
A player cut down in their brine!
Never did follow the posted trail signs
We're wishing ye only good vibes.

Washer [Monthenor]
Sutton’s a lesson that everyone learns:
That nothing golden can stay,
But if you touch something in somebody’s heart
A positive vibe will remain.
~~
Dad [@SigilCrafterAya]
Sutton was one of the first of my kids
And there was no denying their shine
Whenever we win I’ll remember that grin
I’ll give them those 20’s in time
~~
Bevan [@furgat]
Sutton would ‘scape in the blink of an eye
Whenever I’d ask him to train.
But a foot off third base was his favorite place
And always he’d brighten my day
~~
Bonk Jokes [@darceyrgraham]
(represented by xylophone/percussion)
~~
Chorby Short [Shiloh Kae]
That scoundrel was faster than me by a mile
And that’s tough for a biped to do!
If I could trade anything, bring Sutton back
I’d give them a foul ball or two
~~
Glover [Monthenor]
(represented by mournful humming)
~~
Eiz [@AspenWeeping]
Sutton showed me how to do a keg stand
And that not all stealing is wrong.
Taught me to take pride in my pitch-beating stride
Now: to whom do these bases belong? (chorus: EIZ UP!)
~~
Oscar [@graveerror]
The statute of Limitations has not Yet expired
so I will not speak of our Crimes

(uncomfortable silence)
~~
James Mora [@OVivabee]
When I first came here the air was so cold
So different from the island I knew
But Sutton, oh you were a warmth and a light
I send all my good vibes to you
~~
Logan [Monthenor]
New growth begins as you mourn an old friend
It takes longer than you might think.
But I’ve got a hunch we’ll see Sutton again
And I would suggest you don’t blink!
~~
Inky [Valence]
Sutton was comfortable with what they were
A rascal that knew where they stood.
That’s what I admired and I miss them exactly
As much as any normal man would.
~~
Curry [Nix]
Sutton was always vibes up for a prank
The heart of an imp beating true;
Ate a peanut although we both knew they’d lose stars
Just because I dared them to!
~~
King Weatherman [@LevonErrol]
I'm a good friend of their brother Owen
A Flower for most of my life
And I know the Pickles would find it a laugh
To steal away in the night!
~~
Kurt Crueller [EtherSpace]
Now I'll lift me flagon and tip it all back
And drink to a player's sad end
To Sutton, dear Sutton, I never did know
But I'm honored to play with their friends

You've treated me kindly in your darkest hour
It's more than a player could wish
I promise I'll try to live up to their game
And I'll start with this bucket of fish!
~~

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from Flood of Fire, released April 2, 2021
by Monthenor
featuring: @SigilCrafterAya, @furgat, Jorse (@darceyrgraham), Shiloh Kae, @AspenWeeping, @graveerror, @OVivabee, Valence, Nix, Clementine (@LevonErrol), and Alexandra/EtherSpace

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